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One slice of toast, burnt by Mrs Monkey Lord, AKA the Toast Burner. Nibbled on by none other than the Monkey Lord himself.

The toast will be sent out in its very own food bag at the earliest opportunity following purchase. However it will likely be several days old at that point – and a reminder, it is burnt. Very burnt.

Burnt toast – for the person that already has everything they could possibly want … why not buy them something they couldn’t possibly want?

If anyone is foolish, sorry we mean generous, enough to buy this product, Mrs ML will donate 50% of the purchase price to Monkey World, an ape rescue centre in the UK.

Important information: We strongly advise against attempting to consume this product. The toast is intended for novelty value/entertainment purposes only. The Monkey Lord is not included with this purchase.